It’s a big day for Obama. It’s a big day for America. What will Obama say or do tonight?

1.       I resign, Good night America.

2.       Let me be clear, I am responsible but it is not my fault

3.       You are fired!

4.       Thank you very much, you're on your own, good night

5.       I'm not up to the job you elected me to do

6.       I quit

7.       The buck stops here

8.       Change is needed

9.       DING DING DING

10.   I am not a natural born citizen

11.   I blame Bush, I blame Congress, I blame the rich, I blame the middle class, I blame the poor, I blame radio, I blame Fox, I blame Michelle, I blame the dog, I blame everybody!

12.   Patience please

13.   Bow and apologize to America for all his lies

14.   Here is my Blackberry

It doesn't matter what he says. It matters what he does. I'll be watching the weather channel.